CYN

My horoscope

Learn to express your feelings freely by peeing in your Mother’s plant pots and claiming goblins did it. You’d be wise to replace your Aunty with a stick of celery as your strong chin muscles are well adapted enough to deal with the hordes of chinchillas who will go mining for paraffin in your mouth.

OMG! this is hilarious I was thinking my horoscope would saysomething nice and sweet like they always tend to say….but this is too funny…oh yea I’m a cancer..