April 2012
1 post
May 2009
4 posts
April 2009
10 posts
how to break-up with your fake greencard... →
madyago:
folkinz:
the bolded statements are my fave & so true…
wikihow:
Steps:
Remind her that you are a flaming homosexual.
Pretend you are Rachel McAdams/ Gena Rowlands in The Notebook and get a memory defecit.
Be real flaky. This is best used with #1, blow off important meetings for booty calls.
Indicate that you aren’t too worried about getting caught. Prison might be fun!
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March 2009
16 posts
Cancer - The Crab
Mim…This is for you…..so you ……………
Attributes:
Loving, Intelligent, Protective
Moody, Jealous, Needy
Your controlling color is silver. Always involved in hobbies or with your children, you love your home and enjoy parties - maybe a little too much. Your extreme frustration will prevent you from being happy, so go ahead and listen to your friends and...
Missing you....
Why does this time seemed like its so much longer it seems like forever and it’s only been like 4 days that you’ve been away ……I swear it was so much easier before…..you know missing you… I miss you touching your hands and looking into your eyes,….. your hugs I miss those the most baby…..I think to myself ummmm what can I do to stop thinking that I...
“I’ve learned that things change, people change, and it doesn’t mean you forget...”
– Unknown (via lindeezy)
February 2009
15 posts
Love you Mim
Hey Sis I love you glad you having a Great Day …keep smiling =)
WatchPlease Guys ….or girls ….don’t ever become like this
Watchjusto:
(via iammattjordan) The Office - Smack dat Ass!
“I think Michael may have started The Recession
Hahahaha this is so hilarious…this man doesn’t stop amazing me…he just so crazy beyond belief I loving it….
My horoscope
Learn to express your feelings freely by peeing in your Mother’s plant pots and claiming goblins did it. You’d be wise to replace your Aunty with a stick of celery as your strong chin muscles are well adapted enough to deal with the hordes of chinchillas who will go mining for paraffin in your mouth.
OMG! this is hilarious I was thinking my horoscope would saysomething nice and sweet...
lET'S WATCH SOMETHING!!! NOW.
“In Love” is a form of dependency. Therefore, if you want someone to be in...”
– unknown
hi my name is cyn
i am really not much of a tubular person …but my sister and niece made me do it, so here i am. don’t follow me, im bad for you health.
peaches and cream yo!